June 4, 2012

captainboobs:

oceanmaster:

rooshoes:

jetbunny:

i’m still super pissed that we get lady gaga and japan gets kyary pamyu pamyu

japan has more lady gagas than you can count

I swear to god, Kyary’s videos are a motion graphic designer’s dream.

Whoa. I kinda love this.

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June 4, 2012

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June 4, 2012

I think we all remember the best part of last year’s E3.

4:09pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZyL7kxMkdPDw
  
Filed under: Mr. Caffeine E3 Ubisoft 2011 
June 4, 2012

sporkly:

jumping-spiders-and-feelings:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

themostrandomtimeoftheyear:

chillinginmyhermithole:

captain-swagger69:

gingerita:

droogywoog:

tyleroakley:

die

die

diediedie

just

fucking

die

HOW DID THEY EVEN GET THIS FAR IN LIFE? YOU THINK THE OXYGEN DEPRIVATION THEY EXPERIENCED WOULD HAVE SUCCESSFULLY KILLED THEM BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE ANY MORAL STANDINGS OR CONVICTIONS AS THEY SIP ON THEIR $4 COFFEE DRINK WITH A $24 CHEAP ASS DYE JOB THAT THEY CAN STILL APPARENTLY GET WITH ENOUGH FREQUENCY TO COVER THEIR ROOTS AND FOR HER FUCKING SMOKES AND YOU FUCKING HAVE A PHONE-.  IF THEY KNOCKED THAT SHIT OFF AND SAVED UP THEN THEY FUCKING WOULD HAVE SOME MONEY and not steal it from a nine year old girl and her mother. APPARENTLY THE LESSON YOU LEARNED WENT FUCKING OVER YOUR HEAD. I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING COMPREHEND. IF I WAS THIS REPORTER, THESE GIRLS WOULD BE KNOCKED ON THE FUCKING GROUND. FUCKING EVERYTHING  THAT GIVES YOU SOME SORT OF HAPPINESS IN LIFE AND ROT IN HELL.

 

Well, time to go kill myself. I no longer have any connection to this mortal world.

Fucking people.

Don’t kill yourself, kill the stupid people. Because you arn’t the problem, they are. This is also why I believe that geeks and smart people are not human, but an evolved species.

Someone.

Get me some gas

I’m packing the axe in the car

And some salt

And staples

A lot of staples.

fuck

but WHY

June 4, 2012

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June 4, 2012
When you’re taking pictures with your friends,

Them:

You:

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June 4, 2012

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June 4, 2012

befurbelowed:

brosephgordon-levitt:

krusca:

anna-sdomain:

coulsonlaughingalonewithcards:

hana-rosemona:

The entire interview Robert had his hand behind Tom and for a second he removed it and Tom went ahfdjfakdjakljk

qts omg

That’s because he loves Robert! 

“YOU BASTARD.” - Jude Law.

“THOU ART A LOLL TONGUE’D LOBCOCK.” - Thor

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June 4, 2012
i was going to downvote this but i realised this isn't reddit
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
June 4, 2012

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June 4, 2012
gabrielesque:

#first he lost his parents #then he lost his boner

gabrielesque:

#first he lost his parents #then he lost his boner

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June 4, 2012
buttpatrol:

the ninth ring of hell finally caught on camera 

buttpatrol:

the ninth ring of hell finally caught on camera 

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June 4, 2012

fyeahthorki:

Sexy little bitch.

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June 4, 2012

quartera:

erutcip siht tog eh dna deppils ti dna oratmaH retsmah ruo fo erutcip a gnikat saw rehtorb mY .oratmaH

June 4, 2012

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

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