i’m still super pissed that we get lady gaga and japan gets kyary pamyu pamyu
japan has more lady gagas than you can count
I swear to god, Kyary’s videos are a motion graphic designer’s dream.
Whoa. I kinda love this.
(Source: jxp, via iamdrawberry)
i’m still super pissed that we get lady gaga and japan gets kyary pamyu pamyu
japan has more lady gagas than you can count
I swear to god, Kyary’s videos are a motion graphic designer’s dream.
Whoa. I kinda love this.
(Source: jxp, via iamdrawberry)
I think we all remember the best part of last year’s E3.
scary-monsters-and-davesprite:
die
die
diediedie
just
fucking
die
HOW DID THEY EVEN GET THIS FAR IN LIFE? YOU THINK THE OXYGEN DEPRIVATION THEY EXPERIENCED WOULD HAVE SUCCESSFULLY KILLED THEM BECAUSE CLEARLY THEY ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE ANY MORAL STANDINGS OR CONVICTIONS AS THEY SIP ON THEIR $4 COFFEE DRINK WITH A $24 CHEAP ASS DYE JOB THAT THEY CAN STILL APPARENTLY GET WITH ENOUGH FREQUENCY TO COVER THEIR ROOTS AND FOR HER FUCKING SMOKES AND YOU FUCKING HAVE A PHONE-. IF THEY KNOCKED THAT SHIT OFF AND SAVED UP THEN THEY FUCKING WOULD HAVE SOME MONEY and not steal it from a nine year old girl and her mother. APPARENTLY THE LESSON YOU LEARNED WENT FUCKING OVER YOUR HEAD. I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING COMPREHEND. IF I WAS THIS REPORTER, THESE GIRLS WOULD BE KNOCKED ON THE FUCKING GROUND. FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT GIVES YOU SOME SORT OF HAPPINESS IN LIFE AND ROT IN HELL.
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Well, time to go kill myself. I no longer have any connection to this mortal world.
Fucking people.
Don’t kill yourself, kill the stupid people. Because you arn’t the problem, they are. This is also why I believe that geeks and smart people are not human, but an evolved species.
Someone.
Get me some gas
I’m packing the axe in the car
And some salt
And staples
A lot of staples.
fuck
but WHY
(Source: lickystickypickywe, via i-just-havent-meet-you-yet)
coulsonlaughingalonewithcards:
The entire interview Robert had his hand behind Tom and for a second he removed it and Tom went ahfdjfakdjakljk
qts omg
That’s because he loves Robert!
“YOU BASTARD.” - Jude Law.
“THOU ART A LOLL TONGUE’D LOBCOCK.” - Thor
(via fionayoung)
| mom: | you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma |
| me: | THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT |
| mom: | you realize this makes you a nerd |
| me: | |
| mom: | |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama |
| me: | without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers |
| mom: | |
| me: | |
| mom: | this isn't normal |
erutcip siht tog eh dna deppils ti dna oratmaH retsmah ruo fo erutcip a gnikat saw rehtorb mY .oratmaH
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
(Source: triye, via -myobsession)
i’m still super pissed that we get lady gaga and japan gets kyary pamyu pamyu
I think he hits every goddamn kink I have. He hits them hard.
Requested by anon: All my “Bad Parenting Odin” memes
“This is Maja, handicaped dog, she´s been hitted by train and survived 4days in a snow,...
Reblogged because third picture
for strapple.
OH MY GOD I SERIOUSLY AM SCREAMING AND IM ONLY FOUR SECONDS IN AKFL;SAKF;ALKFFF
I’M SCREAMING